Call me arrogant and cynical August 19, 2012johndburns There are angels out there, or at least some people will tell you there are. I saw a short public access programme last [...]
Kill the computer August 18, 2012johndburns I can’t take it anymore. This is my last blog. I will never write another. After this blog I am going to take [...]
Mind your tongue August 8, 2012johndburns The huge ginger monster glowered at me from behind the bar of the Clachaig Inn and said it again, “We’ve poison bridies.” I [...]
Close encounters August 3, 2012johndburns I’m driving along the small twisting road that runs between Portree and the Skye Bridge. It’s late at night, very dark and, of [...]
How to get into your old trousers July 14, 2012johndburns I have a wardrobe full of old trousers I never wear. I don’t wear them because I can’t get into them but I [...]
Gravity will get you in the end July 10, 2012johndburns “It’s not too far down, I think I can jump it,” announced John, he’s on all fours peering over the edge of a [...]